Here's my two weeks notice, Singlehood.
We've had a good thing going for quite a long time now. For years, you've introduced me to many opportunities, and I've learned alot from you. At times, I questioned if anything else could quite take your place. Let's admit it - you're just so fun and present such a variety of options! You've been good to me, but I have news for you.
I've found something - rather, someone - that fits me better than I could have hoped.
He's a dynamic kind, with a surprising range of skills rarely found in one person. In just the last two days I have witnessed him back flipping in the wee hours at the Salt Flats, and woo me silly dancing at the State Capitol during our wedding photo shoot (
thanks to my ultra-talented uncle Tim Pannell), and spend the next day in the back-breaking task of lugging all my stuff three stories up to our first home. He built stilts for our bed with his bare hands and rugged know-how and manages to surprise me daily with all the things he can do. Most of all, he makes me forget about anyone else - and yes, Singlehood, that means you.
Yep, two weeks, and I'm gone for good. Joining the Married Club, and I couldn't be happier about it.